After five months in exile, I have returned to enlighten the world about things that don't really matter.
In this recurring section titled 'Observations & conclusions', I shall state my observations and try my very best (or not) to provide an apt conclusion to it.
I have observed that SantaClaus encourages prostitution during Christmas. Why else would he ride a sleigh and yell 'Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! to all?
I have observed that basset hounds are stoner dogs. Really.
Spare the rod and flare the joint. It works.
If life was a race, all would have wanted to die first.
Hear, when a person talks. Listen, when a person speaks.
Soldiers fight a losing battle. In war, nobody wins.
The most powerful force in the world is not love, it's gravity.
Until next time.
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