27 July, 2011

How I love thee!

Almost 2 years since I wrote it. Football fans, enjoy!

Am I in (Vagner) Love?
Or do I enjoy your (Vincent) Kompany?
I am very (Roy) Keane on knowing,
The answer you may have (Shay) Given.

I would take you out to the Park (Ji-Sung),
And sing for you a (Alexandre) Song .
We'd then cross over the (Wayne) Bridge,
And lay on the (Robert) Green grass.

You wouldn't want to get (Lionel) Messi with me,
Or else, I would behave like a (Robbie) Savage.
Run you over with my (Stephen) Carr,
And bring down my (Nicky) Hunt.

I would then go to (Stephen) Ireland,
And (Petr) Cech you off my list.
I ain't gonna frown cause I'm (Wes) Brown,
Because, this is my Thierry (Henry) of Love.

7/12/09

30 May, 2011

From a fan

I applaud FC Barcelona on their commanding victory over Man Utd at Wembley. Many in the world claim that this Barcelona team is perhaps the best in the world, even better than Johan Cryuff's dream team. They're currently unstoppable & the fact that they've won 3 European cups in 6 years speaks for itself. Their passing, movement & their unique individual skill paralyze opponents on the field. They love to hold the ball and pass their opponents around the park. They do this so well that their opponents give up without even putting up a fight. They freeze opponents and believe me when I say any team and I mean it ANY damn team in the world would fall prey to their tactics. Maybe Inter Milan got it tactically right last year by beating them in the semi finals but 99% of the time, expect Barcelona to thrash teams left, right & centre.

Having said that, don't get me started on flipside of this team. Their players only know too well how to gang up against referees even for the smallest of fouls when things don't go their way. The 'Busquets school for sports acting' against Inter Milan speaks for itself. I could write a litany about this but I won't get into it.  But let me say, it saddens me to no end to see the club I support lose for the 2nd time against the same team. It saddens me that to see that just as they were setting their feet in Europe, a team with a more tactical display of football beat them time and time again. It's even worse to know that currently, Man Utd are better than the rest, but lag far behind Barcelona.

I've watched Man Utd literally tear teams to shreds, rip teams apart with their quick counterattacking movement and teams shitting in their pants on the football field. I've watched classic United comebacks from 1, 2, 3 & sometimes even 4 goal deficits. I've watched them lifting up trophies year after year & the hunger that Sir Alex has instilled in his players. I've watched players shuffle, evolve & grow in this club & yet play the same brand of attractive football. If there is any team in the world who could have beaten Barcelona, it had to be United.


Unfortunately, we've to settle for second place. If we do reach the final next year and face Barca, unfortunately, we'll be termed as underdogs. And unfortunately, if and when players decide to leave their respective clubs, they no longer dream of playing for United as Barcelona are the talk of the town right now.

Barcelona are the best team in the world. Some claim that they're the greatest of all time. Chelsea, Man City & Real Madrid may have pots of money to shell out. But as a fan, I've grown watching United and every time they've been beaten, they bounce back. There are very few teams that can play such attractive football that you can watch them over and over again and United is one of them. There is only one team you can learn from to never give up (which is why they are known as the comeback kings). And there is only one brand of football that'll appeal to me. Manchester United may have been beaten twice but we'll get there.

Kudos to Barcelona and all hail them. But for me, there is only one United.

Glory Glory Man Utd.

22 May, 2011

Sunset

A million people await the spectacle
of the sun bidding adieu
and embrace darkness for the day.


Beauty for most
and business for the hosts,
commotion and calm go hand in hand.


The cool breeze brushes away the light,
to make way for the cold dark night.


As the sun sinks into the horizon,
they pray that their hopes & dreams
are fulfilled by this blazing ball of glory.


The sun sets
and the moon rises...
The next half of the day has begun.


05 May, 2011

Wary nab a little land


If you find this difficult to understand, imagine how hard it is for a dyslexic child to write a simple nursery rhyme


04 March, 2011

Holy Cow!


Written a long long time ago.


          I must admit, it’s been a while since I last wrote to someone. Two years? Four years? I can’t recollect. But this time, I’m not going to write to you, I’m going to write about you.

        In this land, they call you a ‘Goddess’, a ‘Mother’, but Holy Cow! You look so under-nourished! This is the first time someone may be talking about an under-fed goddess. Out there in the villages, you are expected to carry the world’s burden on your skinny shoulders! But you don’t seem to complain about how much they whip you to get their work done. Even though you are an under-fed goddess, I have to admit, you’re doing an exceptional job of providing nutritious meals not only to them, but packed and sealed to us as well.

  I have to put forth a point though: A Goddess so skinny and under-fed is worshipped while your well fed and healthy sister is taken to the slaughter house? What a pity! Although, a meal made of your sister is too tempting to resist. And the best part about her is, she comes cheap! You know, in the far west, the foreigners first feast with you and later feast on you. Thank God! (Or thank you since you’re a Goddess yourself) we have some level of respect as compared to those in the west.

       As for what you’ve got to offer, I thank you for every little drop of calcium that you provide us with and the meat that you provide them with. But before I forget, you’re a ‘Goddess’. So even your waste matter has been made the best use of! Your Poo-poo can make do-do a lot of good uses in the interiors of this land. Walls for their houses, gas for their cooking, Goddess, you truly are the most useful and the most soft spoken goddess I might have ever come across!

As you stand in a corner, tied to a pole and busy chewing your cud, I am amazed that you can sustain yourself by chewing that grass you’ve consumed for nearly eight hours! We humans who smoke it on the other hand, can’t sustain ourselves for 8 minutes!

Another reason why you’re a true goddess is that you’ve provided us with the best of food. Even more, from the fields you’ve worked in. But we humans won’t spare a goddess as well. First they pray to you while the others prey on you. And that’s why we take everything that you could possibly give us. Even if it is your sh**, we’ll make the most of it.

You must be wondering, who am I to write about you? Well, I’m just an ordinary guy trying to make sense of what you mean to a person in his daily life. (funny that guy in the first language of this land is you and not me. But since I’m speaking in the second language, I can claim this one!) For a cow-herd, you would mean the world to him. He would take good care of you, make the most out of you so that he and his family could lead a good life. For a coward, you would mean heaven to him. He would sacrifice you for his sins so that he and his family could lead a good afterlife. Ironic, isn’t it? Two sides of the same coin. You remind me of another god who would do good and yet die for the sinners.

But let me not get into that, as I believe that every God is equal. But you’re a living example of it. And on behalf of your millions of ‘believers and non-believers’, I place this letter at your feet, sincerely thanking you for everything you have given us in this world.



05 February, 2011

Merseyside blues

    As a hardcore Man Utd fan, I do not like Liverpool FC but I certainly respect them. Here's a small token of appreciation to the Reds from Merseyside on their new signing(s).

I have to say, Liverpool FC have formed a formidable attack up front in Carroll & Suarez. One fights & the other one bites!

Suarez doesn't watch opponent match videos to understand their tactics. Instead, he watches a lot of twilight & werewolf movies and then emulates his idols on the pitch. Ask Otman Bakkal. Once bitten, twice attacked!

Liverpool believe in their motto "You'll never walk alone". After the January transfer window,  the tables have turned. It now actually states "You dare not walk alone" thanks to their attackers Carroll & Suarez. I must say, a strong message to their opponents!

Suarez has great all-round ability. He has quick & skillful feet, he's good in the air, impulsive with his hands & sharp with his teeth!

Some footballers talk, some shine on the pitch. But the greatest are those that Kung-Fu kick & bite. You've gotta give credit to Cantona & Suarez for that! (Although Cantona shone on the pitch) but whatever!

24 January, 2011

A hope less life

Don't hope for the 'extra ordinary' . Reality will smack you in the face. Real hard & real bad.


When you're down and almost out,
You look above and begin to doubt,
You've almost given up, but you hope,
And then you begin climbing that rope.

You're in a different world altogether,
All troubles, all worries just get better,
You smile and think its gonna be fine,
There you've reached on cloud number nine.
 
Hope then takes you to belief,
Where to smile, you fake relief,
You hope against the possible worst,
Till it all collects and then just bursts.
 
Now you wish you hadn't hoped,
Cause your done, dusted and choked,
You should have learned from "Evil-Kneviel",
Cause now you know, that hope is f*cking evil.


I don't remember the date. But I wrote it during a lec in my final year of college. (Hemant Kombrabail's lec).

14 January, 2011

Shackles of Freedom

I'm not anti-establishment or anti-government... its just that I'm fed up of the system and this is what I drew inspiration from back then.


We call ourselves a democracy,
But are we living in hypocrisy?
Why proclaim "freedom of speech",
If we practice what they preach?

Freedom, curtailed by limitations,
Work best for these fucking politicians.
Statures and statues built in their name,
For this is their claim, to power and fame.

Now, they crib about Reality Television,
Against our "culture", they seek regulation.
Over in Parliament, they debate and decide,
While our farmers out here, commit suicide.

With terrorism, rape and honour killing,
Our country sure seems progressing.
And about issues and acts of violence,
All tough talk, ends in silence.

After sixty years of independence,
And freedom controlled by governance,
In what we call, a diverse state,
A fascist regime, may soon seal our fate.


31/7/2009