How I love thee!

Almost 2 years since I wrote it. Football fans, enjoy!

Am I in (Vagner) Love?
Or do I enjoy your (Vincent) Kompany?
I am very (Roy) Keane on knowing,
The answer you may have (Shay) Given.

I would take you out to the Park (Ji-Sung),
And sing for you a (Alexandre) Song .
We'd then cross over the (Wayne) Bridge,
And lay on the (Robert) Green grass.

You wouldn't want to get (Lionel) Messi with me,
Or else, I would behave like a (Robbie) Savage.
Run you over with my (Stephen) Carr,
And bring down my (Nicky) Hunt.

I would then go to (Stephen) Ireland,
And (Petr) Cech you off my list.
I ain't gonna frown cause I'm (Wes) Brown,
Because, this is my Thierry (Henry) of Love.

7/12/09