Observations & conclusions pt.2

Fond memories are always remembered. The bad ones are never forgotten.

If you can't beat them, join them and then beat them. Victory assured.

A broken heart will drive you to insanity. An empty stomach will force you to kill.

Liking your own status message or a picture on facebook is like licking your own balls.

Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, write. And those who can't write are illiterate.

If Jesus were alive today, he would've converted water into whiskey.

Sadly, the keyboard is today's pen and paper.

Observations & conclusions

After five months in exile, I have returned to enlighten the world about things that don't really matter.

In this recurring section titled 'Observations & conclusions', I shall state my observations and try my very best (or not) to provide an apt conclusion to it.

I have observed that SantaClaus encourages prostitution during Christmas. Why else would he ride a sleigh and yell 'Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! to all?

I have observed that basset hounds are stoner dogs. Really.

Spare the rod and flare the joint. It works.

If life was a race, all would have wanted to die first.

Hear, when a person talks. Listen, when a person speaks.

Soldiers fight a losing battle. In war, nobody wins.

The most powerful force in the world is not love, it's gravity.



Until next time.