Fond memories are always remembered. The bad ones are never forgotten.
If you can't beat them, join them and then beat them. Victory assured.
A broken heart will drive you to insanity. An empty stomach will force you to kill.
Liking your own status message or a picture on facebook is like licking your own balls.
Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, write. And those who can't write are illiterate.
If Jesus were alive today, he would've converted water into whiskey.
Sadly, the keyboard is today's pen and paper.
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